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Fight Fairly? Oh, I see, we’re off to LaLaLand!
In addition to living an insanely funny life (as you can tell by my bizarre posts), I am also very blessed to live a peaceful life with very few urges to grab a baseball bat and start swingin’! But...
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Ladies, Do You Want To Get Intimate? (Book review from Mondrak the Kick As...
The Amazing Mondrak has done it again!!! Another awesome, bad ass, I’ll love him til I die, review of one of my books! This review is of, Intimacy: How to Get More of It. I wrote it for the ladies but...
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Monty Python? A Girl’s Greatest Lie?
Okay, ladies. I have a question for you. Don’t feel left out, gentlemen–I have one for you too. I have sat through many a Monty Python in my life. MANY. With a whole host of men over the years. Yes,...
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TIRADE TIME! Oh yeah, it’s ON! Don’t read if you don’t like cussing for the...
Me at 4:00am Okay people, I’m going to throw a fit here. A BIG, impolite fit. But before we get into the nitty gritty of said fit, those of you who know me know that there isn’t a mean bone in my body....
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Horrible, inexcuable language here. Don’t read this rant. It’ll shorten your...
. So, the other day I ran into the rudest fucker ever at the Starbucks. And I do mean EVER. When they called his drink they should have called it like this: “Venti double mocha, salted caramel douche...
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I like big words and I cannot lie! (But NOT if they make no sense, dammit!!!!)
. I’m shakin’ my ass all over the place now that the Big Butts song is stuck in my head!! Alas, I digress. Let’s get down to it! Good grief. People drive me bonkers. All of you guys know that I like to...
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To all the Smokes I’ve loved before…
…you can go suck it because I beat you!!!! I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been more stressed the last few weeks (as you guys know) then I’ve been in a looooooong time. And even though hari kari was...
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Dang! Kick Ass Review for my Nookie Book! Yay!
Okay, technically I’m still on vacation, so pretend you didn’t read this, that I’m not around and that you never saw me. But I had to share this awesome review for Sex: How to Get More of It that I saw...
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For Your Listening Enjoyment! Check out my Latest Radio Show!
Howdy, everyone! You guys know I’ve been a busy beaver recently, so I haven’t done as many radio shows as I usually do. But I had a fantastic one air today that I think you’ll enjoy. Now, I had to tame...
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ADULT EYES ONLY! Don’t read this. Blind yourself. Smash your computer. Search...
I thought it was about time for another “search term” blog. I swear, I laugh out loud when I read the list of search terms people use and then somehow end up on my blog. I mean, not only do I find it...
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10 Things I Hate About PMS! ;)
. Yeah, yeah, TMI I know. But dammit, sometimes a girl just has to share. 10 reasons PMS sucks donkey balls: Men don’t have it. NOT FAIR! I’m hungry all the time. Did I mention that I’M HUNGRY ALL THE...
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Book Reviews – Intimacy: How to Get More of It and Darn Good Eats by Jodi...
Ummm…still not sure what the “Press This” button means, but I’m Pressing This!!! A HUGE, heartfelt, love-filled, squishy-hugged thank you to the lovely Elizabeth Melton Parsons for writing such amazing...
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DON’T READ! YOU’LL DIE! OR GO BLIND! OR EXPLODE! OR IMPLODE! IT’LL BE A...
Okay, to say you’ve been warned is an understatement. I did an entire preemptive blog post about NOT READING THIS! ;) It really is sinfully inappropriate and has VERY bad cuss words (yes, including THE...
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Redundant Redundancy is Repetitively Vexing
Okay, if you yourself use this expression then may I say two things: I’m terribly sorry if I offend you. You know that I while I live to horrify, I don’t live to make anyone feel bad. I love me my...
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Oh yeah…it’s radio time again!
. I just spent the most wonderful hour with Pamela Cummins on her fab radio show: The Love Channel!! We dished about boys, sex, love, relationships, sex (oh, said that already!). Go give it a listen if...
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FREE Books! Just for you! (And everyone else.) :)
Okay, I promised that I’d do another book giveaway and the time is nigh! ;) You can download to your Kindle, or any other freaking device on earth onto which you can download the Kindle reader, any or...
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Sassy, Slutty and Sentimental
…yep, that about sums it up! Recently, I did a radio show that asked me to send in a few songs that I thought summed up my thoughts about life. I thought that was a cool idea as it can really help a...
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Mouthy Broad Alert!
Howdy! Thank GOD it’s Fuckin’ Friday!!! I swear, my poor little noggin has processed more information this week than it knows what to do with. My brain sponge is full and leaking everywhere. I think...
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Sucky Customer Service Reps Can KISS MY ASS!
So, I try to never leave the house. I find staying at home keeps me happy and healthy and less stressed. Plus, if I go out then I have to put on makeup and brush my hair…it’s just so much to worry...
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Your opinion on virtually sticking “it” places it don’t belong! :)
Howdy! I hope everyone is having a good week. Thanks the good Lord it’s almost Friday. I swear my brain stopped working around 11am today and I’m about done for. ;) So, I want to reach out to you guys...
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